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I changed "__ with the 'right' one in the 'right' spot" to X
(you must spin to the right when doing your rites)
incase you have snoopy software edits
* Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is Xually active or not.
* X is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce amounts of
the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.
* Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
* Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
* X is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in
the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
* X is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream,
producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
* The more X you have, the more you will be offered. The Xually active body gives off greater
quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle X perfumes drive the opposite X crazy!
* X is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
* Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth
and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
* X actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood
vessels in thebrain.
* A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. X is a national antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,
through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things...
Then you are probably the family dog.
Or else you’ve been JAZZIN' with ZEBRA LIBRA